Sometimes I talk to the moon. Thankfully she doesn’t talk back, or else I’d have to have a serious conversation with my psychiatrist. The moon makes a great listener and she’s reliable; I always know where she’s gonna be and when. Most of my friends live out of the state these days which means I can get kind of lonely. But the moon is always there no matter where you are on earth. Down here on earth things can get really loud but up on the moon it’s quiet. That’s because the moon has no atmosphere, so there’s nothing to listen to but the vacuum of space. The moon is a good friend to have. If you ever feel lonely I recommend striking up a conversation with my friend the moon.
Young and Clueless 